Wanking Monkey

One thing that i hate about people is that when they go around overhyping a certain something as if it is the next best thing in the world to a wanking monkey. It's allright initially, but it gets irritating when they don't really know anything at all and is trying to promote their wanking monekey. They tend to believe that their wanking monkey is a bestseller and anyone who doesnt agree with them deserves to sit beneath their favourite wanking monkey.

Another problem is, they are unable to accept what people thought about their wanking monkey. When i say that your wanking monkey, really wanks. It wanks. Cause i've seen it. And to tell me that it is a polite talking monkey with the result of its wanks all over your face is not a very good way to convince me.

Come on. Try harder. Or easier. Look around you. You might just realise after all that your wanking monkey is not as special as you thought it is.

Wank On!


They try all sorts of guise to sell this "thing" cause they want to be the ONE who promotes this thing first. They want to be cited to be the ONE who knew about it first. Cause no one else (should) know about this.


Yeah, yeah. allrighty then. Now just keep this monkey away from me k? I'm not into these beastility erotica stuffs.