Careful, I'm staring at you!
I've been observing the traffic lately. And i found out something.
Those cars. Yeah, those cars with the "Amo Amitabha" stickers with an ugly looking lotus stuck at the back of their car. You're a menace to the general public. More specifically, you're a bloody menace to me.
It's a wonder that these drivers while professing their upmost love to the religion(i'll stereotype all religion preaches peace etc. well, you should know where i'm going), drives erratically with their extrahumpingly huge Harrier(is there such big car?) bullying into your lane.
And when they get into your lane, what do you see!? Yeah, "Amo Amitabha". Yeps, that's what the driver says everytime he did something stuntlike to someone else on the road. It's as if these chants are used to protect the vehicle from their penchant for stunt.
*Perform a slow stuntlike 180 degrees U-turn into a fast incoming Kancil.
And what do you hear him say? "Amo Amitabha"
Yeps, it's menacing. It's a threat. It's almost becoming like a religion by itself. It's growing and the stickers are selling like hot cakes.
And for these deviant drivers, let's have something amicable solution for them. Let's create a win - win situation. Let's have an "Amo Amitabha" chanting day session.
And with yellow paint in hand. Paint them yellow. Any car idiotic enough to have this "Amo Amitabha" sticker staring down at you when they bully you, paint them.
This way we can't blame them. I can see a bloody shinny vehicle coming my way. And i'll gladly let him cut my lane. Now careful, i'm getting yellow paint tomorrow.
Those cars. Yeah, those cars with the "Amo Amitabha" stickers with an ugly looking lotus stuck at the back of their car. You're a menace to the general public. More specifically, you're a bloody menace to me.
It's a wonder that these drivers while professing their upmost love to the religion(i'll stereotype all religion preaches peace etc. well, you should know where i'm going), drives erratically with their extrahumpingly huge Harrier(is there such big car?) bullying into your lane.
And when they get into your lane, what do you see!? Yeah, "Amo Amitabha". Yeps, that's what the driver says everytime he did something stuntlike to someone else on the road. It's as if these chants are used to protect the vehicle from their penchant for stunt.
*Perform a slow stuntlike 180 degrees U-turn into a fast incoming Kancil.
And what do you hear him say? "Amo Amitabha"
Yeps, it's menacing. It's a threat. It's almost becoming like a religion by itself. It's growing and the stickers are selling like hot cakes.
And for these deviant drivers, let's have something amicable solution for them. Let's create a win - win situation. Let's have an "Amo Amitabha" chanting day session.
And with yellow paint in hand. Paint them yellow. Any car idiotic enough to have this "Amo Amitabha" sticker staring down at you when they bully you, paint them.
This way we can't blame them. I can see a bloody shinny vehicle coming my way. And i'll gladly let him cut my lane. Now careful, i'm getting yellow paint tomorrow.
decreed by ngiam at 3:14 AM
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