The Evolution
The streets of Bukit Serdang,nfull of walking ass waste walking around. I mean, have you every REALLY drive around the streets there? The pedestrians just saunter around as if they are some kind of revenant cow in the middle of an Indian street. Whenever you go, whenever you are, whatever time it is, when you are in the Bukit Serdang street, someone inevitably will stroll across the street as if they are on an excursion to some stupid park, just at the nick of the moment when your car GOING to pass them. I have no qualms running over these cows, hell, I don't even practice Hinduism. But think of the amount of cash I'll have to spend to clean my cars off the blood of these idiots. Damn.
Bukit Serdang is likegsomekind of stunt school, you know?!? To train some stupid daredevils to make some silly idiotic stunts on the street. It's like first stage of a game, you cross in your aloof manners and pissed off enough drivers, you get to go to the next stage where you get an upgrade. You get a free crimson color kapchai. Yeah, now you know where's all the Mat Motors are coming from. These disease ridden shit from that Bull Shit. That's when you put all your hardearn experience to good use. You fornicately terrorise the whole street of Malaysia. Gaining more points for frightening enough drivers to bonk their beautiful BMW against the LRT pillar and even more points if you perform some superman/wonderwoman/spiderman like stunts on the crimson kapchai.
So what after that?iWhat happen when you get too old for all these stunts? Bones too stiff? Cramp whenever you are performing your superman stunt on your favourite kapchai? Where are they, you're asking?!? I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN THE TAXIS ON THE STREETS OF KL?!?!?!?
Where in the worldmdo you think all these daredevil stunt drivers come from? Where else can you find taxi drivers scoring points for swindling the most cash from poor little lost foreigners? Where else can you find taxi driver swearing by their invulnerable armored plated vehicle to stand the effect of any failed stunts?!? Shit hell, they are the veterans survivors of all these evolutionary stunt process. Bah! And you think you can bulldoze em off the streets eh?
And you ask. Yoursure would had asked. What happened to the ones who failed at the first stage? or those who bonk their crimson bike onto the LRT pillar instead of the driving the BMW to it?
Hell, I thought youushould have known by now.
God damn it! Whereldid you think allethose illegal pirated VCDs comezfrom?!?!
Bukit Serdang is likegsomekind of stunt school, you know?!? To train some stupid daredevils to make some silly idiotic stunts on the street. It's like first stage of a game, you cross in your aloof manners and pissed off enough drivers, you get to go to the next stage where you get an upgrade. You get a free crimson color kapchai. Yeah, now you know where's all the Mat Motors are coming from. These disease ridden shit from that Bull Shit. That's when you put all your hardearn experience to good use. You fornicately terrorise the whole street of Malaysia. Gaining more points for frightening enough drivers to bonk their beautiful BMW against the LRT pillar and even more points if you perform some superman/wonderwoman/spiderman like stunts on the crimson kapchai.
So what after that?iWhat happen when you get too old for all these stunts? Bones too stiff? Cramp whenever you are performing your superman stunt on your favourite kapchai? Where are they, you're asking?!? I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN THE TAXIS ON THE STREETS OF KL?!?!?!?
Where in the worldmdo you think all these daredevil stunt drivers come from? Where else can you find taxi drivers scoring points for swindling the most cash from poor little lost foreigners? Where else can you find taxi driver swearing by their invulnerable armored plated vehicle to stand the effect of any failed stunts?!? Shit hell, they are the veterans survivors of all these evolutionary stunt process. Bah! And you think you can bulldoze em off the streets eh?
And you ask. Yoursure would had asked. What happened to the ones who failed at the first stage? or those who bonk their crimson bike onto the LRT pillar instead of the driving the BMW to it?
Hell, I thought youushould have known by now.
God damn it! Whereldid you think allethose illegal pirated VCDs comezfrom?!?!
decreed by ngiam at 9:35 PM
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