50th Post (Belated) Annivesary Award!!!!(Editted Again)

In order to celebrate my blog's belated 50 post day,(it's around 70 now), I would like to present awards to celebrities who have done a great deal of kindness to my life and have further enliven it with their wonderful soul. You, my friend, is truly someone that should be made as an example to all, as you set the benchmark way above everyone else. You are truly, a friend beyond needs.




Hereby, Emperor Ngiam would like to present the award of the world's most loathed scum to....


Please note that part of the picture have been manipulated in order to protect the innocence of the said scum.




























Yeps, you CiCaK (name have been changed, again to protect the identity of the said person) have the honour of being the first receiptant of Emperor Ngiam's first outgoing award. Being the first receiptant means that you are sitting number one at the throne of the scrounge in the world of Emperor Ngiam. And this is truly a feat to be behold. May the future scum of the universe desecrate your grave in the search to be the top scrounge of the universe.

Curious as a horny cat, you may ask... What have CiCaK done wrong? How can such person with a squint looking queer eye be such a threat to the well being of everyone's well being? And of all the person, how can such thin looking person be the winner of this category? Surely, an evil scum looking scrounge of the universe would look more handsome? Devious? Or the very least macho?

Ohhhh...... Macho is a word that is synonymous with the name ******. This person spend so much time pretending to be macho trying to get a girlfriend that he managed to accumulate a world record amount of phone bill expenses for a person who failed in a bid to get a girlfriend. Yeps, hundreds of ringgit. For pretending Arnold Somethinghardtospell. At the time when he owes his housemate cash ranging from hundreds to thousands(CSH). Yupz, for someone who goes around asking for help to pay for his house rental, water bills, electricity etc. he have the audacity to go onto a totally useless shit up project called FAILURE.

And then he did a thing more bolder that if I were to ever meet him, I'll pin a medal of valor onto his chest. Literally. He bolted. Yepz. From the house. And hid somewhere in his homeland called *******. And left us with the responsibility of paying up for his goddamn freaking FAILURE. Zoom. Just like that. Only a 15 minutes phone call initially to inform us that he'll never come back. And after that, no trace at all. It's as if he's playing the role of Scully in X-files where she disappeared for a few episode and came back pregnant.

Damn you little piece of useless shit. There's nothing more satisfying in the future than to see you getting pregnant with a bastard child!!!!!

Btw, there's a background to this sudden award. I was trawling my hi5.com list when I clicked onto "Lee" (June) and saw the scum's face staring back at mine(The question of why CiCaK is in June's friend's list will forever remain unanswerable). And suddenly it's all coming back to me. The con. The haunted look. The scrounge. And if you would like to have a look at his profile closely...at his journal, you would notice that he's running some kind of dodgy cash making parachute. (trying to rip off more ppl?)(for those without Hi5, just sign up for the sake of reading his journal)

CiCaK

Yeps. For a person professing to be in financial problem, he does have the gall to go around promoting his kaya dream. Well, I not only hope for that you get pregnant with a bastard child, I hope you get impregnant by a cow.

That's all for the award. I hope you're satisfy with this award.









On another matter. To be on a serious note. Every stick that goes to CiCaK's way for the way he handle his friends, (eloping from home without paying for his FAILURE phone bill and owing thousands in house rental) is a stick that is deserved to be shoved straight into his ass. CiCaK, if you are reading this and you feel that you're never in the wrong, try asking the rest of the people here. You could have came out in an honorable way, by the very least giving every party a call to let them know that this matter is always in your mind and you don't mean to elope with the money. But you didn't do it. Therefore you failed as our friend and even as a person with conscience.

Edit: As of now(24 hours later), the offending scumbag CiCaK is still a great friend of "Lee" in the hi5.com list.

Edit 2: In order to enable an easy search of CK Chen by anyone in the future, I've decided to insert important keywords here:

CK Chen
Chen CK
Chee Kui
Chen Chee Kui
I, Chen Chee Kui, is very handsome and macho
Duh Kui
Water tortoise CK
Ck Chen and his RM300 phone bills
Ck Chen and Sheng Horng
Ck Chen and Sheng Horng gets horny

Well there, i hope that whoever who searched using these few words, find whatever they are searching for, here.