I AM, AFTER ALL, YOUR EMPEROR
2006 : Pedestrian Act 1a. Emperor Ngiam legalized the running over of mindless pedestrian providing that vehicle is traveling at 30km/h on a proper road and predestrian is walking/slugging nonchalantly in the middle of the road.
2007 : Loopholes in the act where drivers driving at a speed of more than 30km/h were found running over pedestrian in an indiscrimative way. Nationwide protest with nearly 100,000 citizens at the gates of the palace.
End of 2007 : Castration of protesters. No further protest.
2009 : Camera Act. It was made compulsory for all cars to install live camera at the front to prevent the abuse of Pedestrian Act 1a.
2011 : Enactment of Pedestrian Act 1c. Drivers are allowed to run over mindless pedestrian 3 times over if they are found to be still alive after initial collision.
2020 : Numbers of citizens in Ngiamville was found to be decreasing.
2030 : Number of citizens in Ngiamville stabilized and starts to increased.
2050 : Average IQ of Ngiamville citizens was found to be unbelieveably higher than the norm.
2051 : Research done by world reknown scientist attributed the Pedestrian Act as the cause of the high average IQ phenomenon .
2052 : Emperor Ngiam was hailed and worshipped as GOD for his far reaching vision for forever eradicating the scrounge of the gene pool called dumb.
2007 : Loopholes in the act where drivers driving at a speed of more than 30km/h were found running over pedestrian in an indiscrimative way. Nationwide protest with nearly 100,000 citizens at the gates of the palace.
End of 2007 : Castration of protesters. No further protest.
2009 : Camera Act. It was made compulsory for all cars to install live camera at the front to prevent the abuse of Pedestrian Act 1a.
2011 : Enactment of Pedestrian Act 1c. Drivers are allowed to run over mindless pedestrian 3 times over if they are found to be still alive after initial collision.
2020 : Numbers of citizens in Ngiamville was found to be decreasing.
2030 : Number of citizens in Ngiamville stabilized and starts to increased.
2050 : Average IQ of Ngiamville citizens was found to be unbelieveably higher than the norm.
2051 : Research done by world reknown scientist attributed the Pedestrian Act as the cause of the high average IQ phenomenon .
2052 : Emperor Ngiam was hailed and worshipped as GOD for his far reaching vision for forever eradicating the scrounge of the gene pool called dumb.
decreed by ngiam at 9:30 PM
1 Comments:
err..., what does the emperor plan to do with the ladies driver....
please sir, don't castrate me for asking
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