THE LRT SOLUTION

Frigging boring. Thus, the death threatening thoughts that i had in the afternoon will be spew out. Now.

Ever take a LRT before? The LRT that runs right underneath KLCC? Yeps. That LRT.

Ever notice how everyone rush in whenever the door open, even before you get your small little innocent feat out of the train?

Now, wait a freaking minute here. Let's talk chemical engineering. No, let's talk in an even simpler way, let's talk common sense. The layman term, I'll explain this thought provoking truth to all the stupid idiotic public who seems to be populating the space that I want to go.

Imagine yourself a useless dot of water. Imagine yourselve being poured into a pail. Imagine pail as the everyday LRT that you take. Imagine the pail being filled to the brim with every other water(people, if u still can't get it) out there. Now don't imagine. Work this out in your brain. Try pouring more water into that water filled pail.

Now anyone who says that he/she can literally pour more water into a pail filled to the brim with water, please, go to your nearest kitchen, take that small little fruit knife and stab yourselve. Repeatedly. Cause it'll take more than one stab to stuff the life out of an idiot like you.

So, what? How do you put those water into the pail then? Easy. Pour out the water inside the pail. Then you can add in more water.

What's the moral of the story then? Every idiot under the sun should know by now. If you still can't get the moral of the story please proceed with action according to the words highlighted in BLOOD RED.

Now ever wonder why are there yellow box just nicely outside the train's entrance/exit whenever the train stops? Or the posters right directly above your head, telling which is the right and wrong way? Then why does every idiot in KLCC station stills crowd around the exit whenever the train stops? God, you are all pieces of shit in my life.


Now back to the story here. I'm not here to whine around. I'm better than those shits who only knows how to complain. I'll suggest a solution. THE SOLUTION.


The yellow box. It is meant to be there. To tell the well mannered citizen of Malaysia to NOT to stand on it so that to facilitate the proper exit of departing passengers from the train.

My verdit: Good idea. In fact, the best idea ever to be implemented in the train system. They saw a problem and they solve it. Voila! People understand the intention(don't pretend now!), only that they never have the intention to follow it.

My solution:
The problem is always something to do with the yellow box. Therefore, i shall suggest the extensive modification of the yellow box.

Let's make it weight sensitive. Install a weight sensor on it. Anyone over 30kg shall trigger the sensor. Anyone under 30kg will most likely be a primary school kid and will be run over by the maddening exit crowd.

Let's install a sound system. Any type that is high quality in nature.

Weight sensor + Sound system = gAh beng dance machine that we find in the arcade in shopping malls?!?

NO!! It will work this way. Now jolt your brain a little. We're going onto an imagination ride now. Imagine. One middle age working man, nonchalantly step onto the yellow box, in order to choke up the exit and to be the first into the train to get the seat and deprive the poor elderly peoples of their seats. His weight triggers the weight sensor and which connect the circuit and activates the hidden sound system which will blare;

*Warning, vulgar words coming in the next few lines. Please plug your ears if you are easily offended by vulgarities and continue reading the next few lines.*










Cilaka, Pukimak Mak engkau macam Lembu Gemuk!
Ma chau Hai, Lei Lou Tau Lou Mou Ham Kar Chan!
Die you little piece of useless Bastard! I curse you a Fuckless Life!!

In order to potray the multiracialness of Malaysia, I'll add in Tamil curse word if anyone can provide me with one. But for now;
*Tamil cursed word*







This normally will elicit a response in which every normal person will jump up and away from the box and thus, emptying it for the departing passengers. For the more extreme case, where people continue standing on it in spite of the warnings(I foresee gAh Bengs to be the worst offenders as these words are part of their daily spoken language), a high voltage line should be installed underneath the yellow box.

An over triggering of the weight sensor for a duration of over 15 seconds will unleash the high voltage line which will totally fry the person black. The person will be left there as a grisly reminder of not adhering to the LRT regulations.

And what happens to the departing passenger?! How will they be able to depart the train without triggering the death sensor?!? Easy, just jump. It'll do everyone a world of good. And LRT can now proudly proclaim themselves as the leading forerunners promoting a world of healthy living.