My Shopping Exeperience

Imagine a herd of kerbaus grazing on a grassland. And a tiger slowly stalking and killing them one by one for its daily meal.

I don't know about you guys, but going past the 2nd hour of shopping, I'm can really start to vividly see that I was that tiger in my previous life and shopping girls are one of those kerbaus that I ate in my past life sent here as a karma payback for my previous life's sins(of eating slow moving kerbaus).

The Accident

Have you ever driven a car out of a junction into the main road and as your car is crossing the main road into the other direction, suddenly, BANG!

Your car got hit by another car which you didn't see coming from the direction you're entering.

And you get out and without missing a beat, repeatedly expressing your displeasure to the aggrieved driver that you did not see his car coming at all, therefore, it could not possibly be your fault and it is definately not fair to punish you for something that you can't possibly forsee(if you can't see in the first place) and this goddamn driver should just shut his mouth.


What's the moral of this story then?
There's none. It's just a story to tell you that when it comes to relieving oneself of responsibility, fault and culpability on ones mistake, people will shamelessly use any excuses, any excuses at all to justify their actions and absolve themselves off all blame even though it is a case which is so blatantly obvious.

The Product to Decimate the Opposition Horsies (iGallopie)

Enough is enough. Emperor Ngiam have enough of these hogwash. We have now launched an immediate counter offensive with our realm's mascot.

p.s. : For reference look at TheStar 20th Oct 2006 pg N17.

Edit: here's the opposition's version.

Thoughts

Ever notice how conveniently Mr Assumption appear whenever an explanation is needed for a disagreement/dispute/problem?

Fruity Thoughts

People loves to complain about others who will only talk but gives no actions.

Can you detect the subtle irony here?

Because someone say that she have no say in my blog.....I grant you your wish

June :いま、会いにゆきます says:
i am enjoying myself in my moosiland..

The Search is ON!!!!!

Among the herd of Orang Utans lies a lonely unattached orang utan that have never loved before in its life. The following 4 paged(pls view in sequence) promotional brochure is designed to hook up this last lonely unattached creature with a mate suitable for life.

Long live BADAK!! Semua punggung beca menjadi pujaanmu!!!

do not kill apostates please says:

oi

do not kill apostates please says:

sayang ku

Ngiam. I just.... says:

wat is this man? converting to buddhism doesnt mean that u hafta go gay on me

do not kill apostates please says:

buddhist meh?

do not kill apostates please says:

thats madonna merokok

do not kill apostates please says:

tuhan kau sendiri pun tak kenal'

Ngiam. I just.... says:

eh tu bukan tuhan ku lar

Ngiam. I just.... says:

aku sembahyang badak

do not kill apostates please says:

kau patut sembahyang kepada tuhan madonna

do not kill apostates please says:

dia akan beri kau kekayaan

do not kill apostates please says:

tapi badak pun ok juga

do not kill apostates please says:

cuma dia makin pupus

Ngiam. I just.... says:

takpe... itu pasal saya sembahyang dia

Ngiam. I just.... says:

bagi chance kat dia sikit

Ngiam. I just.... says:

kalau banyak orang puja kat dia

Ngiam. I just.... says:

mungkin boleh selamatkan kot

do not kill apostates please says:

badak sumatra lebih bagus

do not kill apostates please says:

sbb lebih terpupus

Ngiam. I just.... says:

badak sama badak

Ngiam. I just.... says:

harapan dan doa ku beri kepada semua badak yang masih wujud di dunia ini

do not kill apostates please says:

kau sungguh mulia hatimu

Ngiam. I just.... says:

tentulah

Ngiam. I just.... says:

pengikut agama sebegini

Ngiam. I just.... says:

mana boleh cari?

do not kill apostates please says:

kata2 mu begitu indah

Ngiam. I just.... says:

bagaikan pantun

Ngiam. I just.... says:

membuat semua orang menitis air mata pilu

do not kill apostates please says:

LOL

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hebat kata2 mu

do not kill apostates please says:

tapi mana pantunnya?

Ngiam. I just.... says:

oh badak. oh badak

do not kill apostates please says:

ucapkan lah pantun itu semoga hari ku lebih lengkap

Ngiam. I just.... says:

tanduk mu bagaikan pisang

Ngiam. I just.... says:

kupas satu kupas dua

Ngiam. I just.... says:

ku makan sangat sedap

Ngiam. I just.... says:

dah... habis ku berpantun

do not kill apostates please says:

kaulah perwira ku

Ngiam. I just.... says:

memangku pun......

Ngiam. I just.... says:

aku agong

do not kill apostates please says:

OMG sigur ros is coming to singapore!!!!!

Ngiam. I just.... says:

sapa tu?

Ngiam. I just.... says:

pekebun ros ka?

do not kill apostates please says:

kau ni tuhan yg lemah

Ngiam. I just.... says:

aku terror....

do not kill apostates please says:

itulah band hebat kesukakan beta

Ngiam. I just.... says:

band engkau tanam ros buat apa?!?

do not kill apostates please says:

Sigur Ros nama band

do not kill apostates please says:

band itu nama Sigur Ros

Ngiam. I just.... says:

bunyi macam sembur ros saja

do not kill apostates please says:

kau ni sangat rendah otak

do not kill apostates please says:

mari aku kenalkan kau game handal

Ngiam. I just.... says:

tapi aku lebih tinggi daripada engkau

Ngiam. I just.... says:

maknanya otak ku tinggi

Ngiam. I just.... says:

kau pendek

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http://weikiat.ikueb.com/thewicked/index.html

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benar!

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kau lagi tinggi

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!!1

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sangat benar!

Ngiam. I just.... says:

aku gembira engkau mengakui fakta keagongan ku

do not kill apostates please says:

*menari gembira*

do not kill apostates please says:

wahai tuhan adakah kau boleh beri aku konek yg lebih besar dari semulajadi 8 inci ini?

Ngiam. I just.... says:

boleh... ikut instructions ku.....

Ngiam. I just.... says:

beli satu besi panjang

Ngiam. I just.... says:

diameter lebih korang 5 inci

Ngiam. I just.... says:

tinggi lebigh kurang 15 inci

Ngiam. I just.... says:

lepas tu, guna soldering lekatkan kat konek engkau

Ngiam. I just.... says:

kalau panjang sangat

Ngiam. I just.... says:

boleh guna gergaji potong

Ngiam. I just.... says:

bahagian yang terlampau menunjuk

do not kill apostates please says:

oh

do not kill apostates please says:

hebatnya kurniaan tuhan

Ngiam. I just.... says:

ini pesannan ku untuk cucu cicit mu pada masa hadapan

Ngiam. I just.... says:

rekodlah kurniaan ku pada batu bersurat

Ngiam. I just.... says:

agung mau tidur

Ngiam. I just.... says:

selamat bertinggal

Brief Movie Review

Lo and behold, the world greatest B-flick movie (at this moment) : Talladega Nights

Stupid... lame.... spasticated....

And more importantly, it is FUNNY!

So what are you waiting for? Eat more onions and start farting your way to the nearest cinemas!!!!