The World of Ngiamville (Part 2)

During the last episode:

The World of Ngiamville Part 1

There's nothing more interesting bout a country other than the citizens that roams about in it.

If Ngiamville is a bow of Tom Yam, the citizens will be like the spices that gives the taste. Here, we'll talk about the lemongrass, the prawns, the squids that makes Ngiamville, and occasionally the little fly that became a nuisance while you're sampling on your favourite bow of Tom Yam.

We'll start with on of the important living heart beat of Ngiamville.

The legend that have been passed down for generations.

The legend. The one person. The reason why Ngiamville is prosperous. It was this one person that enable Ngiamville to have a huge enough human resource to develop its vast resources.

It was said that during the ancient days before the discovery of piglings uses as a wall for the fort, when the Acissej(another story) leisurely encroached into the domain of ancient Ngiamville to snatch newly born babies off the grasp of their mother for “reconstruction education”, a male baby of great stature was born to a mother giving birth and at the same time, fending off attacks from a hoard of rampaging Acissej. It was during the escape where the baby was accidentally "kissed" by the Acissej ultimate breath of dead Sunflower. This unpure kiss thus awaken the keenness of sight and the surefire quickness of its hand and most importantly, the ancient long lost memories of gynecology deep within the baby.

Thus, it was named Salogel.

Salogel

Salogel grew quick, quicker then the rest of its peers. Even faster its’ golden yellow hair grow. With the ancient knowledge of gynecology, it was able to deliver the baby safely. With its keen sight and swift movement, it always manage to capture the marauding Acissej with great ease. And with its unlimited amount of golden yellow hair, it always manage to tie and secure the Acissej.

The Acissej was always spare a certain death as it was a valuable export commodity at that time. It was exported to USA and sent on a rampage as a form of biological warfare onto Canada during the USA-Canada war where it was attributed as the main cause Canada having a population of below 100 right at this moment.

By Salogel teenage years, it has managed to secure the birth of thousand of babies and also the capture of thousand of Acissej. Indirectly it contributed to Ngiamville in the form of a rising population free of child death and huge amount of income(undivergeable) from the sale of Acissej. This created the now much vaunted prosperous country of Ngiamville.

Nowadays, this great legend still contributes to the economy of Ngiamville in the form of tourism industry. A race of people called the Kimownisthereallegolas, are a great impersonator of the legend. If you look closely, you'll notice many similarities between Salogel and Kimownisthereallegolas. The sharp eyes, the luscious mouth, the charming nose of a male pigeon, the half pointed ears of Kimownisthereallegolas share an uncanny resemblance with the Salogel. Only the golden hair is a fake.

One of the Kimownisthereallegolas

Kimownisthereallegolas are a race of very family oriented people who feed for their family by approaching tourist for a mug shot after which they charge a cheap token amount of USD 30. Tourists are encouraged to accept picture invitation as Kimownisthereallegolas have a huge family to feed for. Most of the time (actually all the time), snobbish tourist who reject the invitation are brought back to be fed to their family.

Now what exactly is Assisej?!?

Alien? Apple? Aeroplane? or an Anteater?

It is anything but these peaceful things. It was a creature born of the mountains, highly intelligent abeit twisted.

Thick greenish smoke billows off its nostril whenever it get aroused. Its eye, the shape of the abdomen of a cockroach. Its hairstyle, always of different design whenever spotted. It has this potent weapon which is the octopus hug. Visible with only two hands most of the time, six other hands will sprout out of its back once it manage to get a hug onto you. As these 8 handed hug provoke such a huge trauma that usually the receiptant drop dead through brain trauma, the race ofAssisej have been ban ever since the ancient times.

There was a time when it managed to infiltrate into Ngiamville, kidnapping any baby it could find with the intention of recontruction education in the numerous empty kindergardens set up in its' country(the name to vile to mention). Reconstruction education is a process where the babies are brainwashed into a group of overhappy person. They will become so happy that by their 20th birthday, most of them(actually, all of em) jumped off cliffs believing that they are somekind of a special bird which will soar into outer space.

However, Assisej have this weakness in which it is prone to standing still for 5 minutes(allowing you to run away after taking its picture) with its two fingers showing a sign of scissors(some scientist speculated that it was going to lick its nose dung that it dug using the very two finger as somekind of protection from the bright flashes) at its' eyebrow that whenever it encounters the bright flash of cameras. Therefore, wandering tourist with cameras are usually quite safe from the threat of Assisej.

In Ngiamville, the terror of ancient time still runs deeply within the heart of its population and the sign board showing the unwelcoming of Assisej can still be found throughout Ngiamville at a distance of every 2meters.


Signs depicting the much feared sight of the Assisej