Explaination to certain facial feature within Ngiam

It's not that I don't want to be impressed or that I put up an unimpressed facade to put people off their blabbering excitement...

It's just that I can't see what's so bedazzling about having a cousin who's friend is the nephew of the great-granddaughter of this famous artist/blogger/singer/(oh i give up... insert anything famous in here)

It's not like you're the famous one.

It's not like you really know this person personally.

And it's not your glory anyway.

So why waste everyone's time then?