Ngiamville Glorifies the UNO

Once upon a time, deep in the jungles of Ngiamville, a group of remarkable scientists were gathered in the deep dungeons of its' capital. An experiment of such great significance that it'll probably ride the world of all its evil. You know, the normal stuffs that leaders of all the countries are always ranting about? famine, global warming, overpaid football players, etc.

It was a project on genetics. Meant to produce the world's most ultimate killing machine. Various cold blooded murderer at that time was breed and cross-breed many times to yield a person with the most evil genetic ever. It was a project that will take centuries and thousands of generation to succeed. And finally, the project reached its' pinacle. The ultimate. The one that will be the evil of all evilness. The UNO of all.

And finally when it was old enough, UNO was sent to an organisation to practice its' super evil skill. It was during one of those days that was deemed special to someone, that it call up for duty. It was a simple kidnapping mission. Dunkin to film the move(to extort money?).Doraemon would drive the heist car. Brain was to draw female victim(to be named as Yellow to protect the innocent's identity) out. Lantern will grab the victim from the back. Pinky will make victim fall. UNO is to help Pinky grab victim's leg. Nothing have ever been so well planned. Easy. A B C.

It was a smooth sailing mission initially. Initiate blackout. Anore who was with Yellow comes out to investigate. Calls out for help. Victim comes out. Pinky squatting behind. Grab leg. Victim fall. Lantern handle victims top part. What transpire after this, will become part that will legendize the UNO.

With Handsome having a hard time grappling the victim's leg, the UNO coming out from the corner immediately get down to his task and starts to grab..... Handsome's leg. For a full 30 seconds, Handsome and the UNO struggle until the UNO finally realised that :

1. the leg was hairy. Much more hair than a female leg is suppose to have.
2. the leg was much more bigger. Bigger than the legs that he usually spied on Yellow.
3. the leg was kicking real hard. Unlike the little small mousy like kick that he expected to receive.

It was then that it dawn onto the UNO that the legs that he have been having a good time with initially, belongs to a:

1. guy

And proceed to subdue Yellow's leg. But the damage's been done. The scientist from Ngiamville found out about this huge genetic glitch inside the UNO(it seems like the UNO is unable to discern between a guy and a girl's leg). It was then promptly recalled back to its base where it was then sterillised and set loose into the jungle(as a gesture of mercy). The devious genetic project was then declared a failure and was shutdown. Never to be heard of anymore.



Fulfilling would be demand for the picture of the UNO. Previous filepic of the UNO, below:








Look closely at the photo. Notice how the UNO is greatly different than the rest of the people taking photo? Look closely at his eyeballs, you'll notice that while everyone is staring happily at the camera, the UNO stares happily away from the camera.




Note: Names of various party have been changed to protect their identity and to prevent other various non-related peoples from mobbing them for details regarding the UNO. The author would like to emphasize that the people shown in photo together with the UNO have no knowledge of what ever double life that the UNO might lead. They are to be treated as just innocent bystanders.