2+2 =4
And now I'll tell you why.
Haze? Rising petrol price?
What else might be going well in your life lately, you ask?
Well.... NOTHING!! but I'm going to tell you something that's so obvious that at the end of this post, you'll want to ram yourselve onto your neighbor's BMW
There's a connection between the sudden appearance of haze and the rising petrol price. I'm surprised that no one caught onto this and after keeping this secret for such a long time, I just can't keep this quiet anymre. I feel that it's my obligation as a responsible citizen of Malaysia to reveal this sinister truth.
Hereby I reveal the root of these causes. The gAh Bengs. Yeps isn't it obvious? gAh Bengs, the creature that always managed to ram their car into the divider whenever they try to follow the scene from Initial D.
Try spotting a gAh Beng at a traffic light. They'll gun their engine. Pressing the accelerator with gusto with their bloody brake on. Emitting SMOKE which contributes to the haze. Burning more FUEL that increases petrol consumption, thus increasing petrol price. Now, imagine 200 000 of the gAh Beng doing the very same thing.
WHERE DO YOU THINK THE SMOKE COMES FROM THEN? SUMATRA? NOOOOO.... IT'S THESE DIMWIT IDIOTS!!!
WHY DO YOU THINK THE PETROL PRICE HAVE BEEN INCREASING? IRAQI WAR? NOOO... IT'S THESE PIECE OF USELESS PILE OF DIGESTED FOOD!!!
And to add salt to the injury, our very own government have been subsidizing these idiots to stop at the traffic light and rev their engine.
Feeling angry after a good natured intention to have a breath of fresh air in the hazy air gone wrong?
Furious that each time you stop at your friendly local petrol station, the price of the petrol goes up by 10 cents?
Now you know who's to blame. From now on, whenever you feel the cold hard surface of the crowbar that you're holding, you'll know who to look for.
Haze? Rising petrol price?
What else might be going well in your life lately, you ask?
Well.... NOTHING!! but I'm going to tell you something that's so obvious that at the end of this post, you'll want to ram yourselve onto your neighbor's BMW
There's a connection between the sudden appearance of haze and the rising petrol price. I'm surprised that no one caught onto this and after keeping this secret for such a long time, I just can't keep this quiet anymre. I feel that it's my obligation as a responsible citizen of Malaysia to reveal this sinister truth.
Hereby I reveal the root of these causes. The gAh Bengs. Yeps isn't it obvious? gAh Bengs, the creature that always managed to ram their car into the divider whenever they try to follow the scene from Initial D.
Try spotting a gAh Beng at a traffic light. They'll gun their engine. Pressing the accelerator with gusto with their bloody brake on. Emitting SMOKE which contributes to the haze. Burning more FUEL that increases petrol consumption, thus increasing petrol price. Now, imagine 200 000 of the gAh Beng doing the very same thing.
WHERE DO YOU THINK THE SMOKE COMES FROM THEN? SUMATRA? NOOOOO.... IT'S THESE DIMWIT IDIOTS!!!
WHY DO YOU THINK THE PETROL PRICE HAVE BEEN INCREASING? IRAQI WAR? NOOO... IT'S THESE PIECE OF USELESS PILE OF DIGESTED FOOD!!!
And to add salt to the injury, our very own government have been subsidizing these idiots to stop at the traffic light and rev their engine.
Feeling angry after a good natured intention to have a breath of fresh air in the hazy air gone wrong?
Furious that each time you stop at your friendly local petrol station, the price of the petrol goes up by 10 cents?
Now you know who's to blame. From now on, whenever you feel the cold hard surface of the crowbar that you're holding, you'll know who to look for.
decreed by ngiam at 11:10 AM
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