Kapitano Cycles! (Part1)
Kapitano's Log:
Before 3rd April. Skudai.
Omph. I received some porno movie from Josh. Must be a farewell gift for me. It'll keep me going, Josh, I swear I'll survive, for your sake. Watch it the night before. Filled me with energy. Yum. Never been so energised. Though beastility porn is not really my perferred choice.
3rd April. Skudai.
Still in Skudai. OMFG. When are we moving? Godamit, I've modified my bike with an additional twin turbo. It's gonna be a crash. My bike I mean, with that WTF face from the Bengs that I'm goinna own.
Order to depart was given. Josh decided to do a last minute moonlighting stunt on top of the neighbors' Storm Mitsubishi. Aroused dogs were barking all along the street. Hmmm, a fitting start for our journey.
Onward we go. Gah, the company. One's a Japanese nursery school nerd named Woon. The other a and the last, a professional Singaporean "2 SGD per head" killer for hired, Kay. Oh well, I'll snuggled beneath Kay's armpit for that much needed comfort feeling then.
Kapitano's ALERT log:
12pm noon. Exactly at the noon. I was cycling. Wind direction was at 5knot north north west (my direction). Noticed a spew of green vapor from Jnune's bottom. 0.04 sec after detection of fart attack, I perform evasive maneuver no. 46 which involves a 360 degree left turn and a bicycle backflip. I triped on a carcass of a dog and feel down. I was quick to recover and decided to activate my emergency twin turbo to catch up. Thankfully, no one noticed. Journey proceed as usual.
We encounter puncture at hour 1223. The tyre can't stand Jnune's weight and gave way. Resulting a large popping sound and a huge pile of flesh being thrown backwards towards me, the Kapitano. I successfully performed evasive maneuver no.46 this time. Thankfully my Jnune didn't snag my cape on her way down. Or else...
We arrived at Project to perform repairs on the puncture. We used various tools to repair the tyre bar Josh's secret porn stash. Tyre magically repaired moments after the emittion of a new trail of green vapor from you know who. Hafta calm Kay down from searching his bag for his weapon (and also discover Josh's secret porn)
Proceed. Journey continue with Kay giving the dirty look at Jnune everyfew minutes. And me, adjusting my bike from the direction of Jnune's shifting buttocks. We arrived at the outskirt of Kota Tinggi at hour 1450. I gave the direction to begin conquest. We overrun the town without much resistant.
Evening. We set off in the town to taste the fruits of our conquest. Woon took it too literally and started licking the pineapples at a fruitstall. After a fruitful meal, we retired to our bed to prepare for the conquest of Mersing.
Hmpf. Slept alone whole night. Kay was snuggled under the protective armpits of Jnune and Woon. Bah. What orgy is this?!? I'll consider sharing Josh's special with em, but until then...
Before 3rd April. Skudai.
Omph. I received some porno movie from Josh. Must be a farewell gift for me. It'll keep me going, Josh, I swear I'll survive, for your sake. Watch it the night before. Filled me with energy. Yum. Never been so energised. Though beastility porn is not really my perferred choice.
3rd April. Skudai.
Still in Skudai. OMFG. When are we moving? Godamit, I've modified my bike with an additional twin turbo. It's gonna be a crash. My bike I mean, with that WTF face from the Bengs that I'm goinna own.
Order to depart was given. Josh decided to do a last minute moonlighting stunt on top of the neighbors' Storm Mitsubishi. Aroused dogs were barking all along the street. Hmmm, a fitting start for our journey.
Onward we go. Gah, the company. One's a Japanese nursery school nerd named Woon. The other a and the last, a professional Singaporean "2 SGD per head" killer for hired, Kay. Oh well, I'll snuggled beneath Kay's armpit for that much needed comfort feeling then.
Kapitano's ALERT log:
12pm noon. Exactly at the noon. I was cycling. Wind direction was at 5knot north north west (my direction). Noticed a spew of green vapor from Jnune's bottom. 0.04 sec after detection of fart attack, I perform evasive maneuver no. 46 which involves a 360 degree left turn and a bicycle backflip. I triped on a carcass of a dog and feel down. I was quick to recover and decided to activate my emergency twin turbo to catch up. Thankfully, no one noticed. Journey proceed as usual.
We encounter puncture at hour 1223. The tyre can't stand Jnune's weight and gave way. Resulting a large popping sound and a huge pile of flesh being thrown backwards towards me, the Kapitano. I successfully performed evasive maneuver no.46 this time. Thankfully my Jnune didn't snag my cape on her way down. Or else...
We arrived at Project to perform repairs on the puncture. We used various tools to repair the tyre bar Josh's secret porn stash. Tyre magically repaired moments after the emittion of a new trail of green vapor from you know who. Hafta calm Kay down from searching his bag for his weapon (and also discover Josh's secret porn)
Proceed. Journey continue with Kay giving the dirty look at Jnune everyfew minutes. And me, adjusting my bike from the direction of Jnune's shifting buttocks. We arrived at the outskirt of Kota Tinggi at hour 1450. I gave the direction to begin conquest. We overrun the town without much resistant.
Evening. We set off in the town to taste the fruits of our conquest. Woon took it too literally and started licking the pineapples at a fruitstall. After a fruitful meal, we retired to our bed to prepare for the conquest of Mersing.
Hmpf. Slept alone whole night. Kay was snuggled under the protective armpits of Jnune and Woon. Bah. What orgy is this?!? I'll consider sharing Josh's special with em, but until then...
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