The search for the Empress
Since I've posted a mystery thriller of my hungry car, I'm sure you guys are wondering what type of female homo sapien that makes me ticks.
There you go guys. The first hand view of Ngiam's idea on the perfect Empress.
Before we go on. We need to be clear on just what type of person, Ngiam is. Facts are as follow:
1. loves collecting fished in streams, river, swamps.
2. camping in nature areas with TENTS and NO basic amenities around. (depends on river for water supply and tree leaves for toilet paper)
3. travelling in a really bare manner. (I meant cycling/kayak. Not traveling to singapore not wearing anything)
Let us dissect the facts above and create a vision of the perfect Empress Ngiam.
Notice that the most important part of my life is fish collection. I will be frequenting swampy and riverine areas in the future. And as the life of the Emperor is imperative, someone got to be my bodyguard wherever I go. Therefore the dream trait that the empress should have is the ability to wrestle a crocodile.(it doesn't matter if it's win or lose doesn't matter, there can be lotsa Empress, but there can always be only one Emperor!!)
The second point is not that hard either. The empress must be able to withstand the sight of a huge water leach sucking her blood. Not forgetting must be strong enough to chop down trees for firewood and agile enough to climb trees to recover stolen items from the pesky monkeys that are bound to be around.
The third point is quite easy actually, the empress must be able to cycle or kayak around with an additional weight of one emperor(me). Nothing fancy. Just need to be able to cycle/kayak the emperor around and at the same time repair any life threatening damage on the bicycle and kayak.
Well to summarise, generally the emperor is not asking much, only for the empress to be able to:
1. wrestle crocodile. (you will be dropped into the Melaka crocodile farm to test your crocodile wrestling ability)
2. strong enough to chop down trees. (there's lot's of trees behind my house waiting to be chopped down)
3. agile enough to chase monkeys. (We'll start with the monkey behind my house. They've been rowdy with my mango tree)
4. cycle/kayak the emperor around and repairs. (straight forward deal. you may choose between cycling the emperor from johor to kelantan, or kayaking the emperor from teluk batik to pulau pangkor on the highest tide)
There. Only for simple demand. Yet Essential. Let the chase begin then. If you are able to meet the above criteria, please do not hesitate to post your name, address, and phone number at the comment section to participate in the "The search for the Empress"
Btw, if any of you is not able to meet the above criteria but has the networth equivalent to Donad Trump's. please, YOU MUST APPLY!!!!!
There you go guys. The first hand view of Ngiam's idea on the perfect Empress.
Before we go on. We need to be clear on just what type of person, Ngiam is. Facts are as follow:
1. loves collecting fished in streams, river, swamps.
2. camping in nature areas with TENTS and NO basic amenities around. (depends on river for water supply and tree leaves for toilet paper)
3. travelling in a really bare manner. (I meant cycling/kayak. Not traveling to singapore not wearing anything)
Let us dissect the facts above and create a vision of the perfect Empress Ngiam.
Notice that the most important part of my life is fish collection. I will be frequenting swampy and riverine areas in the future. And as the life of the Emperor is imperative, someone got to be my bodyguard wherever I go. Therefore the dream trait that the empress should have is the ability to wrestle a crocodile.(it doesn't matter if it's win or lose doesn't matter, there can be lotsa Empress, but there can always be only one Emperor!!)
The second point is not that hard either. The empress must be able to withstand the sight of a huge water leach sucking her blood. Not forgetting must be strong enough to chop down trees for firewood and agile enough to climb trees to recover stolen items from the pesky monkeys that are bound to be around.
The third point is quite easy actually, the empress must be able to cycle or kayak around with an additional weight of one emperor(me). Nothing fancy. Just need to be able to cycle/kayak the emperor around and at the same time repair any life threatening damage on the bicycle and kayak.
Well to summarise, generally the emperor is not asking much, only for the empress to be able to:
1. wrestle crocodile. (you will be dropped into the Melaka crocodile farm to test your crocodile wrestling ability)
2. strong enough to chop down trees. (there's lot's of trees behind my house waiting to be chopped down)
3. agile enough to chase monkeys. (We'll start with the monkey behind my house. They've been rowdy with my mango tree)
4. cycle/kayak the emperor around and repairs. (straight forward deal. you may choose between cycling the emperor from johor to kelantan, or kayaking the emperor from teluk batik to pulau pangkor on the highest tide)
There. Only for simple demand. Yet Essential. Let the chase begin then. If you are able to meet the above criteria, please do not hesitate to post your name, address, and phone number at the comment section to participate in the "The search for the Empress"
Btw, if any of you is not able to meet the above criteria but has the networth equivalent to Donad Trump's. please, YOU MUST APPLY!!!!!
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