Bicycle Rulez
You know about those showboating mat motors that's filling up our streets?
Recently, I've discovered the younger version of mat motor... Guess wat?
There exist a previously undiscovered younger version called the basikal gang. Yeps. Younger with no money to boot. The ever reliable good ol' bicycle is the only way for 'em to impress chicks to loiter around with at the local supermarket for dates at the Rm1 kiddy ride.
Among the impressive maneuver, is ;
1. the ever impressive, riding bicycle around in the middle of the night without lights. It shows the ever dwindling value that people term as bravery. Guarantee to impress even the lorry driver that manage to spot 'em moments before running them down with the lorry/trailer.
2. Continuing from above. If no lorry driver manage to run em down, swerving from one lane to the other lane in a very impressive manner which will remind you of professional MotorGP riders. Value shown: Ability to observe and execute moves in the almost exact manner as the professionals.Very useful in the the local manufacturing factory where repetitiveness is a much valued trait.
3. Ability to handle bike in a straight line without the usage of hands. After a while they are expected to be able to swerve around without the usage of hands. Amazing skills. Total mastery of the cycling skill. Again this demonstrate another ability that much companies are looking for in the employees nowadays. With their hands free, this means that they will have the ability to multitask. They can carry a huge amount of groceries that their mum ask for while cycling, brush teeth while cycling, comb their hair while cycling(to impress girls), play badminton while cycling, snatch handbag while cycling, etc.
4. Ability to flap their hands in a birdly manner. It is totally so cool as cycling has turn into an art form. An avenue for artsy farties to express the deep artistic sides of themselves. Moral value: it shows that they are deeply cultured for their age. Entertaintment on bikes. Bound to impress even more chicks. Again, lorry drivers will be mighty impress of the sight moments before feeling something bumpy underneath their lorries.
Damn it. I just can't understand these issues of unemployment. With such multitalented people in Malaysia, those multinational companies should be fighting their ass off to get these fellas to work for 'em.
Recently, I've discovered the younger version of mat motor... Guess wat?
There exist a previously undiscovered younger version called the basikal gang. Yeps. Younger with no money to boot. The ever reliable good ol' bicycle is the only way for 'em to impress chicks to loiter around with at the local supermarket for dates at the Rm1 kiddy ride.
Among the impressive maneuver, is ;
1. the ever impressive, riding bicycle around in the middle of the night without lights. It shows the ever dwindling value that people term as bravery. Guarantee to impress even the lorry driver that manage to spot 'em moments before running them down with the lorry/trailer.
2. Continuing from above. If no lorry driver manage to run em down, swerving from one lane to the other lane in a very impressive manner which will remind you of professional MotorGP riders. Value shown: Ability to observe and execute moves in the almost exact manner as the professionals.Very useful in the the local manufacturing factory where repetitiveness is a much valued trait.
3. Ability to handle bike in a straight line without the usage of hands. After a while they are expected to be able to swerve around without the usage of hands. Amazing skills. Total mastery of the cycling skill. Again this demonstrate another ability that much companies are looking for in the employees nowadays. With their hands free, this means that they will have the ability to multitask. They can carry a huge amount of groceries that their mum ask for while cycling, brush teeth while cycling, comb their hair while cycling(to impress girls), play badminton while cycling, snatch handbag while cycling, etc.
4. Ability to flap their hands in a birdly manner. It is totally so cool as cycling has turn into an art form. An avenue for artsy farties to express the deep artistic sides of themselves. Moral value: it shows that they are deeply cultured for their age. Entertaintment on bikes. Bound to impress even more chicks. Again, lorry drivers will be mighty impress of the sight moments before feeling something bumpy underneath their lorries.
Damn it. I just can't understand these issues of unemployment. With such multitalented people in Malaysia, those multinational companies should be fighting their ass off to get these fellas to work for 'em.
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